Happy, Fun Adventure Times in a Fantasy World

Act 1: Chapter 4

I Couldn't Become a Hero, So I Reluctantly Ended Up Joining a Cult

Last time on Happy Fun Adventure Times in a Fantasy World…Our heroes ventured to the temple district of Aodalas to get some answers about the location of the dragon Bahamut, the last-known location of the staff of whatever, and to get Rasker some cookies. They ended up staying for the free swag (along with some other convincing marketing assets) being offered by the Cult of the Nine. Then they all signed up to be cultists! With the quest to recruit more cultists, our heroes set off through the city. Mini-hulk and the perverted ratman helped quench a fire at a bank and acquired gold and a ledger for their troubles while the samurai werewolf went after the criminal that caused the fire. Meanwhile, Sir Clanksalot went shopping for a polearm and recruited a bunch of hobos to the Cult of the Nine. After they finished up their errands in the city, the gang headed to the mountains in search of the legendary dragon Bahamut. Along the way, they were shaken down by a large gang of bandits and spotted a huge column of orcs marching toward Aodalas. Then they all went to sleep and everything was k. What will happen next?! Will our brave adventurers find the dragon? Will Rasker get more cookies? Will Vladimir-kun make back to town in time for his date with Tiffany?! Find out next time on Episode 5: Tiffany is Really, like, Friggin’ Pissed Right Now and, like, Just Can’t Even.


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