Happy, Fun Adventure Times in a Fantasy World

Act 1: Episode 5

Tiffany is Really, like, Friggin’ Pissed Right Now and, like, Just Can’t Even.

Last time on Happy Fun Adventure Times in a Fantasy World… Our heroes continued their quest to find the legendary dragon Bahamut, but they still had plenty of time to go sightseeing through the forest, where they bullied some banshees and obliterated some ice elementals. Upon finding the dragon, the gang learned some surprising secrets — namely that you can't judge a dragon by its size. Bahamut turned out to be totes friendly and sat the kids down for a bedtime story about how the staff of mysteries came to Forlonde and the mysterious origin of the goddess Arturia and her way cooler older sister, Morgana (Read that whole legend here.) He then revealed that the gang only has six months to level up and get gud!

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So our heroes trained hard while listening to 80s rock and managed to go up TO THE NEXT LEVEL! Then they had to hurry up and cook breakfast/dinner for a group of 6, no 7, time dragons (one dragon showed up without a reservation). Anyway, the dragons had a meeting and decided Who's a Good Boy, Richie Rich, Ratatouille, and Sir Ironpants would form the fireteam best suited to tour the ancient vault and recover the staff of mysteries before it's too late. 

What will happen next? Will Orc McMoneypants manage to complete his thoughts on the princess' whereabouts or will the subject be forever lost in a cliffhanger? Will Knight McMetalpants manage to snag some of that sweet, sweet dragon gold? WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?! Find out next time on Happy Fun Adventure Times in a Fantasy World, Act 2: Chapter 1: Rasker Stole the Cookies from the Cookie Jar. Who, me? Yes, you. Not me. Then who?!

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